God: I'm an enlightened parent. Some of you are going to stay home, some of you are going to move out. You're free to choose.
M: See? That's another unfair thing. You can't be omniscient and omnipotent and allow evil and freedom both as well.
G: If I didn't allow myself to be sub-omnipotent, you'd probably come up with, "Haha, he can't do the 'sub-omnipotent' thing." And if I made all of you Endless, you'd want to be different anyway.
M: See? Now you've made us theological. And philosophical. It can only end in grief.
G: Yes, it does.